{"id":6915,"date":"2017-01-30T11:43:58","date_gmt":"2017-01-30T10:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/?p=6915"},"modified":"2017-04-13T10:24:57","modified_gmt":"2017-04-13T09:24:57","slug":"teksty-na-walentynki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/2017\/01\/teksty-na-walentynki\/","title":{"rendered":"Teksty na walentynki"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cho\u0107 nie jestem milionerem, Cho\u0107 nie je\u017cd\u017c\u0119 land roverem. Chocia\u017c rzadko pijam whisky, Nie wygl\u0105dam jak Olbrychski. Chocia\u017c nie u\u017cywam Ace, Ani ubra\u0144 od Versace. W pi\u0142k\u0119 nie gram jak Gadocha, To nad \u017cycie Ciebie kocham!
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Jak ogie\u0144 si\u0119 pali, Jak woda si\u0119 leje. Tak moje serce, Za Twoim szaleje.<\/p>\n

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Jeste\u015b najdro\u017csza mi potrzebna
\njak kornikowi kawa\u0142 drewna.
\nJak rdzy \u017celazo (kuj p\u00f3ki gor\u0105ce),
\njak \u015bwietlikowi dupsko \u015bwiec\u0105ce.
\nJak komunistom pierwszy maja
\ni jak Guciowi pszcz\u00f3\u0142ka Maja.
\nJak G\u00f3rniakowej hymn narodowy,
\njak Oleksemu samoch\u00f3d nowy.
\nJak Marii Rokicie g\u0119sta peruka
\ni jak choince dziecio\u0142 co puka.
\nJak Millerowi plan Hausnera,
\njak na zaka\u017anym jasna cholera.
\nJak Lepperowi Samoobrona,
\nbo ja bez Ciebie z pewnosci\u0105 skonam.<\/p>\n

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Gdyby ksi\u0119\u017cyc umia\u0142 m\u00f3wi\u0107, Gdyby odgad\u0142 my\u015bli me. To na pewno by wypapla\u0142, Jak ja mocno kocham Ci\u0119.<\/p>\n

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Dzie\u0144 \u015bwi\u0119tego Walentego To dzie\u0144 dobry dla ka\u017cdego! W tym dniu wszyscy to wyznaj\u0105, \u017be chc\u0105 kocha\u0107 i kochaj\u0105!<\/p>\n

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\u2026S\u0142o\u0144ce nauczy\u0142o mnie \u015bmia\u0107 si\u0119, wiatr nauczy\u0142 mnie szale\u0107, deszcz nauczy\u0142 mnie szlocha\u0107, a ty cho\u0107 z daleka – wci\u0105\u017c uczysz mnie kocha\u0107\u2026<\/p>\n

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Moje serce zakochane, tylko Tobie jest oddane. Daj mi teraz serce Twoje, b\u0119dzie nas szcz\u0119\u015bliwych dwoje!<\/p>\n

Photo by Yuchao.L<\/a> <\/a><\/small><\/p>\n

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Cho\u0107 nie jestem milionerem, Cho\u0107 nie je\u017cd\u017c\u0119 land roverem. Chocia\u017c rzadko pijam whisky, Nie wygl\u0105dam jak Olbrychski. Chocia\u017c nie u\u017cywam Ace, Ani ubra\u0144 od Versace. W pi\u0142k\u0119 nie gram jak Gadocha, To nad \u017cycie Ciebie kocham!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6918,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0,"_facebook_share_type":"","_twitter_share_type":"","_linkedin_share_type":"","_pinterest_share_type":"","_linkedin_share_type_page":"","_instagram_share_type":"","_medium_share_type":"","_threads_share_type":"","_google_business_share_type":"","_selected_social_profile":[],"_wpsp_enable_custom_social_template":false,"_wpsp_social_scheduling":{"enabled":false,"datetime":null,"platforms":[],"status":"template_only","dateOption":"today","timeOption":"now","customDays":"","customHours":"","customDate":"","customTime":"","schedulingType":"absolute"},"_wpsp_active_default_template":true},"categories":[8],"tags":[3666,3664,3665,1506],"class_list":["post-6915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-swiata","tag-sms","tag-teksty","tag-walentynki","tag-zyczenia","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t