{"id":6915,"date":"2017-01-30T11:43:58","date_gmt":"2017-01-30T10:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/?p=6915"},"modified":"2017-04-13T10:24:57","modified_gmt":"2017-04-13T09:24:57","slug":"teksty-na-walentynki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/2017\/01\/teksty-na-walentynki\/","title":{"rendered":"Teksty na walentynki"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cho\u0107 nie jestem milionerem, Cho\u0107 nie je\u017cd\u017c\u0119 land roverem. Chocia\u017c rzadko pijam whisky, Nie wygl\u0105dam jak Olbrychski. Chocia\u017c nie u\u017cywam Ace, Ani ubra\u0144 od Versace. W pi\u0142k\u0119 nie gram jak Gadocha, To nad \u017cycie Ciebie kocham!<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Jak ogie\u0144 si\u0119 pali, Jak woda si\u0119 leje. Tak moje serce, Za Twoim szaleje.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Jeste\u015b najdro\u017csza mi potrzebna<br \/>\njak kornikowi kawa\u0142 drewna.<br \/>\nJak rdzy \u017celazo (kuj p\u00f3ki gor\u0105ce),<br \/>\njak \u015bwietlikowi dupsko \u015bwiec\u0105ce.<br \/>\nJak komunistom pierwszy maja<br \/>\ni jak Guciowi pszcz\u00f3\u0142ka Maja.<br \/>\nJak G\u00f3rniakowej hymn narodowy,<br \/>\njak Oleksemu samoch\u00f3d nowy.<br \/>\nJak Marii Rokicie g\u0119sta peruka<br \/>\ni jak choince dziecio\u0142 co puka.<br \/>\nJak Millerowi plan Hausnera,<br \/>\njak na zaka\u017anym jasna cholera.<br \/>\nJak Lepperowi Samoobrona,<br \/>\nbo ja bez Ciebie z pewnosci\u0105 skonam.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Gdyby ksi\u0119\u017cyc umia\u0142 m\u00f3wi\u0107, Gdyby odgad\u0142 my\u015bli me. To na pewno by wypapla\u0142, Jak ja mocno kocham Ci\u0119.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Dzie\u0144 \u015bwi\u0119tego Walentego To dzie\u0144 dobry dla ka\u017cdego! W tym dniu wszyscy to wyznaj\u0105, \u017be chc\u0105 kocha\u0107 i kochaj\u0105!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u2026S\u0142o\u0144ce nauczy\u0142o mnie \u015bmia\u0107 si\u0119, wiatr nauczy\u0142 mnie szale\u0107, deszcz nauczy\u0142 mnie szlocha\u0107, a ty cho\u0107 z daleka &#8211; wci\u0105\u017c uczysz mnie kocha\u0107\u2026<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Moje serce zakochane, tylko Tobie jest oddane. Daj mi teraz serce Twoje, b\u0119dzie nas szcz\u0119\u015bliwych dwoje!<\/p>\n<p><small>Photo by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/65197003@N03\/5936746478\" target=\"_blank\">Yuchao.L<\/a> <a title=\"Attribution-ShareAlike License\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-sa\/2.0\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-inject\/images\/cc.png\" \/><\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Zapisz<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cho\u0107 nie jestem milionerem, Cho\u0107 nie je\u017cd\u017c\u0119 land roverem. Chocia\u017c rzadko pijam whisky, Nie wygl\u0105dam jak Olbrychski. Chocia\u017c nie u\u017cywam Ace, Ani ubra\u0144 od Versace. W pi\u0142k\u0119 nie gram jak Gadocha, To nad \u017cycie Ciebie kocham!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6918,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0,"_facebook_share_type":"","_twitter_share_type":"","_linkedin_share_type":"","_pinterest_share_type":"","_linkedin_share_type_page":"","_instagram_share_type":"","_medium_share_type":"","_threads_share_type":"","_google_business_share_type":"","_selected_social_profile":[],"_wpsp_enable_custom_social_template":false,"_wpsp_social_scheduling":{"enabled":false,"datetime":null,"platforms":[],"status":"template_only","dateOption":"today","timeOption":"now","customDays":"","customHours":"","customDate":"","customTime":"","schedulingType":"absolute"},"_wpsp_active_default_template":true},"categories":[8],"tags":[3666,3664,3665,1506],"class_list":["post-6915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-swiata","tag-sms","tag-teksty","tag-walentynki","tag-zyczenia","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6915\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jestempaniadomu.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}